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Estran: votes = 3

December 27th, 2007

Should not be bald or have a super-short (crew cut) hair cut. Skin
should have very few blemishes or scars. Jaw should not be square and
should not have a cleft in her chin.
Slender(but not extremely thin), in good physical shape, athletic.
Breasts that are not very large, but proportional to the size and
shape of her body. Vagina should not have very loose or pendulous
lips. Preferably shaved or trimmed. Naturally grey/green eyes or
contacts are appreciated.

In terms of personality:
I like girls that come across as odd or quirky. I like thinkers and
artistic women. She should always speak her mind on all subjects.
Should be vocal in the bedroom too and sexually unrepressed and
interested and willing to try new things. Should have traveled to
several countries around the world and be interested in travelling to
more. She should enjoy trying new things.

She should be a bit impulsive in her actions and not like to plan
things out too much. She should prefer tea to coffee. She should
enjoy a wide variety of music and not be locked into any one
particular genre. She should like reading and read on different
subject. Should enjoy playing video games. Should not be very into
the bar scene.

Iktomihitunkala: votes = 2

December 20th, 2007

I have been trying for several weeks now to formulate this expression of perfection. It is not that i am necessarily conflicted, but rather i have two divergent notions that i feel i must blend into a synergetic manifestation of what i ‘expect’ of the perfectness to be achieved in your quest to be my perfect woman. Not a problem that one minds having, more a conundrum of avoiding the pitfalls of tangents related but distant.

So i will try to dispense with one of the aspects and see if i can later blend it into the second. I know a perfect woman. And for me, the best for which i could hope is for you to become her twin.

She embodies every aspect of the perfection i have long desired, wished for, discovered within myself, sometimes ignored before i later realized, and so far forth. Her mind is keen and brilliant, often articulated through opinions and observations that are beyond the pale in terms of their depth of conscious awareness and savvy about the world around her (though she is relatively young in relation to me). Her art is profound, her skills in ethnobotany a necessity, her joy in being alive and surrounded by the spectacular beauty of the world–these challenge her to become more wise and more deeply connected with the universe and the Earth.

Her body is filled with experience of physical mastery of skills sets, both beyond her years and, in many cases, beyond most others. She had previously competed at the university level in cross-country, basketball, and track; she has spent long periods of time trekking in winter desolations, hunting arrowheads and artifacts in the high deserts, and diving from house-sized boulders into large rivers. Over the past few years she has worked for my festival production company, able to jump from building large event infrastructure to cajoling participation from children, and in between helping craft spectacles, all with grace and wonder.

I find her incredibly attractive and luscious. Almost 5′10″ of muscled grace weighing 54kg or 8.5 stones, toned by physical fitness and strength training mixed with the best (Earth wise and friendly) eating habits of a knowledgeable vegetarian. Naked she is stunning, with naturally perfect body hair in all the right places, without need of attention, the darkness of it contrasting so well with her truly mediterranean-olive skin tones. The curve of her breast fits fully into my large hands, her areolea capable of soft puffy states as well as contracting into a nice fingertip size nipple. I love yonis and vulvas and hers are magnificent: labia majora with long hairs to twirl; labia minora with soft hues of pink ginger and darker purple.

This gets us into the second part. For years i have collected images of perfect women. I was an ocean lifeguard on the rich beaches Los Angeles for many years, and was always aware of the contours and constructs of beauty, both as a cultural dynamic and within my own personal aesthetics. What i have noticed is that my selections have shifted dramatically over the years, and are now filled with images very much similar to my dearest sweet friend. I look for the long dark black hair, the chiseled muscular (but lean and gracefilled) body, glutes that can be held perfectly by my two hands, and so forth. I look for the proportion of long legs almost but not quite equalled by the length of the long torso. I desire her natural smells, and her makeup free face. I look forward to every moment i get to spend with her, which is far too rare.

Thus i can only request that you become the twin of my perfect woman. And i really believe in this two are vastly superior to one of any other.

Kitteninfinite: votes = 6

November 7th, 2007

In order of importance:

Big breasts (I mean BIIIIIG)
Perfect ass (round and firm)
Fantastically Flawless skin
Petite yet Curvy
Shoulder length blonde hair
Has one extremely feminine tattoo on her left hip (preferably a
butterfly or dolphin or fairy)
Girlish giggle (none of that snorting shit)
Cute gap between perfectly white teeth
she wears dresses and skirts, never pants. Short, but modest, and
doesn’t show too much skin to wandering eyes, other than mine. She
is demure in person, but has a slightly dirty sense of humor. Her
sense of humor is embarrassing to her on occasion, for instance, she
loves Adam Sandler movies, but blushes when she laughs at something
too uncouth.
She works in a traditionally feminine industry, a nurse, teacher,
secretary, or retail. She is dedicated to her profession, and is
practical with her money.
She has a strategically placed beauty mark.
She is college educated, with a degree in early childhood education,
nursing, or hospitality.
She has a good relationship with her parents, but does not live in
the same city with them.
She has one or possibly 2 siblings, and maintains a relationship with
them.
She has no children, but looks forward to raising a family at some
point in her life.
She is between 26 and 33, and has had sex with no more than 3 other
men, all of whom she had a monogamous relationship with at the time.
She enjoys watching sports, sitcoms, and movies, but is not too
particular with her taste, and willing to relinquish control of
choices like what to watch, where to eat, and what to drive to her
mate.
She is fit, and takes good care of her body. She does not smoke, but
drinks socially. She likes white wine, champagne, and margaritas.
She has never done drugs, and does not plan to.
She is not religious, but believes in being a good person.
She is sexually open to her mate, and easily orgasmic. She likes
giving and receiving oral sex, anal sex, and intercourse. She likes
being instructed to dress up in the bedroom, and always pays
attention to what her mate might enjoy. She is not opposed to
dressing as a cheerleader, watching porn, or masturbating in front of
him, but would never dream of doing so without being instructed.
She is very devoted and monogamous, but is excited by the idea of
another woman in bed with her and her mate.
Her favorite color is blue, her favorite animals are dolphins, and
she likes dogs. She may have a dog, a golden retriever or a lab and
I see her jogging with him in the morning before she goes to work.
She drives a reliable car, and maintains it well, like a honda civic
or a toyota camry.
She does pilates, and is a regular at her neighborhood Bally’s.
She wears white, pink, or blue matching underwear sets, never black.