Archive for the 'Joke' Category

Treesunrise: votes = 3

Monday, November 26th, 2007

healthy, avoids meet unless she prayerfully hunted it
does not wear high heels or undue makeup
does not shave or wax
has  biek and rides it
composts and grows pants
wors for social justice, creative, activism, teacing conscious
things
shares
has lots of money and shares it

Yobyot: votes = 1

Sunday, November 25th, 2007

The perfect woman can explain herself to a men. And make them
understand.

Kitteninfinite: votes = 6

Wednesday, November 7th, 2007

In order of importance:
Big breasts (I mean BIIIIIG)
Perfect ass (round and firm)
Fantastically Flawless skin
Petite yet Curvy
Shoulder length blonde hair
Has one extremely feminine tattoo on her left hip (preferably a
butterfly or dolphin or fairy)
Girlish giggle (none of that snorting shit)
Cute gap between perfectly white teeth
she wears dresses and skirts, never pants. Short, but modest, and
doesn’t […]

PhontonNatzi: votes = 3

Tuesday, October 30th, 2007

I wish for a woman who loves me, just as I am, with all my weaknesses,
my flaws, my quirks.
A woman who allows me… no, WANTS me to love her, just as she is, with
all her weaknesses, her flaws, and her quirks.
I wish for a woman who completes me: who picks up where I leave off,
who’s […]